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From Wumo

I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask what I do every day, I say: "Y'know. Stuff."

Beware

From BerkeleyMews

I once took a slightly damaged stuffed dog on the Antiques Roadshow.

The expert said, "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?"

I said, "I dunno, sticks I suppose?"