I was driving to work a bit lively this morning when I was stopped by a police officer.
He said, "You were going a bit fast sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog?"
I replied sarcastically, "I would have trod on Mister Brake of course."
He said, "I will repeat the question sir; what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog?"
Me: "The kids haven't eaten their vegetables"
Wife: "Ok just throw them out"
[later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase*: "Look I'm as surprised as you are"
If robots can't identify zebra crossings or traffic lights in captcha images . . .
. . . maybe self-driving cars aren't such a good idea.
If Microsoft Word has taught me anything it's that if I want to get a point across, I need to use bullets.
