Yellow Paint

From Skeleton Claw

So, the painters finished painting my home and they handed me the bill.

I notice that by the paint it says £0.00.

I say, "you guys did such a good job, why aren't you charging me for the paint?"

The head painter looks at me and says, "don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."

Artistic Zoom

From JimBenton

I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is put on some shoes.

Appeeling Banana

From Strange Brew

Apples are a lot like oranges.

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

Pawblo Picatso Perhaps

or Meowchelangelo maybe

From B Kliban

or could it be Furmeer

                                   or Pawed Monet

                                                            or Henri Catisse

                                                                                      or Frida Katlo

                                                                                                            or Andy Pawhol

Retired Pilot

From Tony Lopes

We've just had a painter & decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turned out he's a British Airways pilot who's been furloughed and was earning a bit of cash on the side. He made a lovely job of the landing....