Dancing Balloon Men In Training

From The Bent Pinky

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.

Stop, Drop, And Roll

From Rustled Jimmies

The world's biggest Barbara Streisand fan died today in a fire.

Police say she was so badly burned that she could only be identified by her Yentl records.

Doctor's Practice

From Farcus

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

Practice

From LunarBaboon