Showing posts with label painting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label painting. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 April 2025

Thursday, 13 February 2025

Artistic Zoom


I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is put on some shoes.

Monday, 18 March 2024

Moth Art

From Elis Rosen

Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard.

You're in charge of the ship.

Up ahead you see a lighthouse.

You know you shouldn't . . . but. . .

Tuesday, 21 November 2023

Jackson Pollack - Police Sketch Artist


From Bliss

If a picture really does speak a thousand words . . .

I'm guessing it's a picture of my mother telling me who she briefly bumped into whilst she was shopping.

Friday, 3 February 2023

Appeeling Banana

From Strange Brew

Apples are a lot like oranges.

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

Friday, 11 November 2022

High Art

From The Argyle Sweater

First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . .

. . . because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.

Monday, 25 January 2021

Picatso


From Rhymes With Orange

A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark.