The Son Of Man - Origin Story

From Dan Misdea

I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears . . .

. . . so, I gave her another apple!

Portraits

From JimBenton

I just got back from the barbers.

I had a number two all over.

He was livid.

Favourite

From Andertoons

Daughter: Can I keep the night light on?

Dad: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.

Drawing Class

From The Daily Drawing

Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall.

His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high.

That's Horatio of  just over 3:1.

Artistic Zoom

From JimBenton

I don't know the science behind it, but if you're totally naked and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is put on some shoes.

Moth Art

From Elis Rosen

Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard.

You're in charge of the ship.

Up ahead you see a lighthouse.

You know you shouldn't . . . but. . .

Jackson Pollack - Police Sketch Artist

From Bliss

If a picture really does speak a thousand words . . .

I'm guessing it's a picture of my mother telling me who she briefly bumped into whilst she was shopping.

Appeeling Banana

From Strange Brew

Apples are a lot like oranges.

They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each other.

High Art

From The Argyle Sweater

First, they came for the mime artists, and I said something . . .

. . . because I didn't want them to think I was also a mime artist.

Picatso

From Rhymes With Orange

A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark.

Optical Collusion

From Bizarro

Still Life

 

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Painting By Numbers

 

 

Insect Art

From TheArgyleSweater

Influence

From Matt Diffee

Rhino Artist

 

 

Recreations

For Art's Sake

From BerkeleyMews

Portraits

From Richard Jolley

From Bizarro

 

Skilful Painting

From LunarBaboon