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From Liniers Cartoon

The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday.

He was lowered into his grave 15 times!

Phonetically Defined 6

From Wrong Hands

Yoda's Grave

From OffTheMark

Obi Wan: "Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3?"

Yoda: "In charge of scheduling I was."

Pet Cemetery

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock

This Be The Curse

 

They muck you up, these stuck-up cats.

You may not think so but it's true.

They come and sit upon your lap

When there are other things to do.

 

You wait upon them, hand and foot,

And in return get fleas and lice,

Their hairs collect upon your suit,

They bring you chewed-up heads of mice.

 

Cats hand on misery to man.

It gathers in the litter tray.

So get up quickly while you can

Before the cat climbs back to stay.

Mayfly

 

From Waynovision