Dating Problems - My Eyes Are . . .

From TheArgyleSweater

I went out for a winter walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement.

I was going to hand it in to the police, but then decided it was a case of Findus Kippers!

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From Dogs on the 4th

I was with a gorgeous girl in the pub last night.

As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.

That's when I realised, I'd drugged the wrong glass.

Ray Charles

From Liz Climo

Snowmen

Try Not To Stare

From Bizarro