Catastrophe

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Why do you never notice pilots when you're in town?

Because they're usually in d'skies.

Retired Pilot

From Tony Lopes

We've just had a painter & decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turned out he's a British Airways pilot who's been furloughed and was earning a bit of cash on the side. He made a lovely job of the landing....

Massage

From LunarBaboon

[first day as a pilot]

Control Tower: "What are your coordinates?"

Me: "I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion"

Control Tower: "Can you be more specific?"

Me: "Simba"

Emergency Pilot

From Faceless

Seat Selection

From xkcd