Processed Food

From Tyson Cole

Once a year I like to stay up late with some popcorn and whisky to watch the Oscars.

Unfortunately, Mrs Oscar closed the curtains early last night and ruined all my preparations.

Round Up

From ExtraFabulousComics

I would have liked to make that diabetes joke less harsh.

But it didn't seem appropriate to sugarcoat it.

The Treat

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic.

I thought - he could have sugar coated it a bit.