Octotwister

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

What do humans and octopuses have in common?

Two sets of forearms.

Steps

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

My ex-girlfriend used to say to me, “Every time you act like a child, we get one step closer to splitting up”.

And I used to say, “Are we nearly there yet?”

Parent / Teacher Evening

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.

The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"

Visiting Ararat

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I'm not covered!

Mother's Day Begins

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

From The Kids

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

I had a happy childhood.

My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills.

Those were Goodyears!

Face Blindness

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

Girls reading Cinderella only get to the part where it says "Cinderella married Prince Charming" and then they stop.

If they read just a little bit more, they could learn a useful life lesson.

The next line says, "End of fairytale".

Spider Vision

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

It's been three months since I sent my hearing aid away for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

Mixed Parent

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

How does a male seahorse give birth?

with a Sea-section.

Cat Advent Calendar

From Scott Johnston Cartoons

I don't have an advent calendar this year so I'm just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever is in there.