Showing posts with label butcher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label butcher. Show all posts

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

From The Gentleman At The Bar

A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?”

The dog points to steak in a glass case.

“How many pounds?” asks the butcher.

The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?”

The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So, the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several streets away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

Thursday, 14 March 2024

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Thursday, 22 June 2023

Dog Date

From War and Peas

[sign outside butcher shop]: 'POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US'

Me: "Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"