Helping Hand

From Sunny Street

A drunk girl staggered up to me in the street earlier and said "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

I said "Show me your tits and then ask me the question again".

So, she lifted up her top and bra and said "Can I pinch a cigarette from you please?"

I said "Sorry love, I don't smoke".

A Day In The Life Of Young Thomas Edison

From Sunny Street

The inventor of autocorrect died

The funnel will be held tomato.

Pigeon Poop

From Sunny Street

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term 'One Hit Wonder' came up with any other phrases?

Christmas Trees's Tree

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Fairground Toilets

From Sunny Street

At any one time a bowl of nuts on a bar will have 17 types of urine on them.

That's why they're called peanuts.

Deadline

From Sunny Street

I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night.

I said, "This is my dad, Roger, and this is my twin brother, Dave".

She smiled and said, "Nice to meet you, who's the oldest?"

I said "My dad".

Fiddler Crab

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Bunny Ears

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KangaCrutch

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In The Elephant's Playground

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Know The Work Rules

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Foolish Proposal

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Lemon Kisses

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Morning Routine

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Providing

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