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The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

When I was a kid my English teacher looked in my direction and said, "Name two pronouns".

I said, "who, me?"

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?

He's 0K now.

Your mother is so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

There's a band called 1023MB.

They haven't got any gigs yet.

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman.

René Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him if he wants a drink.
"I think not", he replies, and disappears.

The first rule of Alzheimer’s club – don’t talk about chess club.