Safe Place

From OffTheMark

They threw me out of the cinema yesterday for taking in my own food.

But come on, the prices in the cinema foyer are far too high.

Plus, I hadn't had a barbeque in for ages.

Weighty Hair

From smbc

I went to get my hair cut yesterday, but there were so many people in front of me.

After an hour the manager started to hand out sausages and burgers as an apology for the long wait.

It was the best barber queue ever.