OT Outfit

From Bliss

I came home early from work last night to find my wife spread out naked on our bed breathlessly awaiting my sexual advances.

Bless her, she was so horny for me she never even realised my mate Arthur was under the bed looking for a DVD he'd lent me.

Genesis of Clothing

From Raging Pencils

I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website:

Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes

Don't get me wrong, I like short women, but three green eyes?

No wonder she can't find a fella.

Non-Native Species

From smbc

 

Contractors

From Bizarro