Trash Tech

From Loading Artist

Just got a new job collecting litter.

When I asked about training, they said, "You'll pick it up as you go along."

Future Tech Market

From 9to5

Q. How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Three.

     One to change the bulb.

     One to sing about how good the old bulb used to be.

     And one to complain that the new bulb has gone electric.

Replaced By Technology

From F Minus

I was going to give my change to a tramp today, but his sign said 'ONE DAY IT COULD BE YOU'. So I held onto it, just in case.

Wearable Tech

From TheArgyleSweater

When The Help Desk Fails

From Bizarro

Enslaved

From LunarBaboon

Before Text Messages Were Invented

The Shared Experience 2013

School Equipment

Apple iOS 6

Password Change

The Solution To Oversleeping

Rooms & Desktops

Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:

"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:

"pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back:
"computer completely knackered now."