From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger
I have 11 New Year Resolutions...
1) Never make resolutions
2) Accept that life contains paradoxes
3) Use the binary number system more often
From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger
I have 11 New Year Resolutions...
1) Never make resolutions
2) Accept that life contains paradoxes
3) Use the binary number system more often
I've opened a gym called Resolutions.
It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . .
. . . and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.
I have 11 New Year's Resolutions this year:
- Never make resolutions
- Accept paradoxes
- Use the binary number system more often