Showing posts with label new year's resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new year's resolutions. Show all posts

Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Happy New Year

From Strange Brew

I've opened a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . .

. . . and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

Monday, 1 July 2024

Reminder

My New Year's Resolution was to lose 10 pounds by the end of January.

Only 13 to go now.

Friday, 29 March 2024

Monday, 1 January 2024

Short Lived Resolution


I have 11 New Year's Resolutions this year:

- Never make resolutions

- Accept paradoxes

- Use the binary number system more often

Sunday, 1 January 2023

Backlog

From Mark Lynch

My new year's resolution is to stay out of shape

Maybe I won't stick with this one either.