Moan

From Jonesy

Why don’t owls like it when it rains?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

Department Of Redundancy

From Loose Parts

Wow, that was quite a windy weekend we've just had.

In fact, the winds were so strong that my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next week!

Rise and Shine

From Loading Artist

When I was a kid, my mother told me to put a clean pair of socks on each day.

By the time I got to Saturday I couldn't get my shoes on!

Really Hot

From JimBenton

People keep moaning about the hot weather.

Count your blessings, at least it's not snowing.

Imagine having to shovel the snow off your drive in this heat.

Dog Shelter

From Bliss

My umbrella broke in half today and I was going to throw it away . . .

. . . but then I saw that the weather forecast said that there was a 50% chance of rain . . .

. . . so it'll be perfect.

5 Period Forecast

 

From xkcd

Punctuation is very important. An example:

There's a Maypole dancer.

Theresa May, pole dancer.

Understanding Weather Forecasts

 

From xkcd

I passed my Calculus Theory Test, so just the Practical part to do before I get my Deriving Licence.

Next Week's Forecast

From Tjeerd Royaards

As Iran announces controversial plan to reopen outdoor markets, experts describe the move as a bazaar decision.

Warming Up

From Buni Comic

Ideal Holiday

 

From Buni Comic

 

England : August Bank Holiday 2014

4 Days To Go