Nobody Is Satisfied

From C Section Comics

Everyone in my town wears woollen jumpers that are a size too small.

We're a very tight knit community!

Subspecies

From Break of Day

A woolly mammoth walks down the street.

All of a sudden, a dozen elephants turn the corner, see the mammoth, run up to it and give it a good kicking.

After they've gone the mammoth stands up, spits broken tusks and says: "I hate skinheads!"