Directions

From Joseph Nowak

Travel Update:

Reports are coming in that a lorry carrying snooker equipment has overturned on the A69 near Carlisle,

Motorists are advised to avoid the area if possible as there are cues in both directions.

Pride Month

From Mark Lynch

What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?

An LGBT queue.

Lockdown Hairstyles

From F Minus

I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Rubberneckers

From Dogs on the 4th