Catbucks

From Scott Metzger

From Scott Metzger

Instead of water, I put Red Bull in my coffee maker this morning.

I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

Rise And Shine

From Buni Comic

I always keep an empty milk bottle in my fridge, just in case someone wants a black coffee.

Robocat

From Rhymes With Orange

Him: "We should go out for a coffee sometime."

Her: "How about 10 tomorrow?"

Him: "No, that's too many, I'd never get to sleep afterwards."

Baby Teeth

From Safely Endangered

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me,

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

I told him, "I drink it!"

Sleeping Partner

From OffTheMark

The patron saint of coffee is St. Arbucks.

Coffee Order

From Speedbump

Two astronauts are making drinks on the International Space Station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Coffee or Tea?

There are funny noises coming from my teapot.

It sounds like thunder and lightning to me.

I think it must be a storm brewing!

Pioneer

From Junk Drawer

Two Astronauts are chilling on the space station when one turns to the other and says, "I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The second astronaut replies, "In space no one can, here use cream."

Needs To Switch To DeCat

From Bound and Gagged

I understand now why my cat sleeps so much.

She's living life on paws.

Decattynated

From Break of Day

I bought a circular rug that I saw on eBay the other day.

When I unwrapped it and rolled it out, I discovered that there's a great big hole in the middle.

I emailed the seller to complain.

He wrote me back saying the advert had clearly stated that the: "Rug is in mint condition".

Foamy

From Scott Metzger

CostsBucks Coffee

From Bizarro

No More

From Buni Comic

Coffee Types

From smbc

Helpful Translations

Espresso

 

From Bizarro

 

It's A Dog's Life

 

From JimBenton

 

The Value Of Being Polite

Everyday Routine

From Buni Comic

Drinking Religiously

From Bizarro