Rose Petal Path

From BerkeleyMews

Just impressed a woman with a bottle of lemonade.

I Schwepped her off her feet.

The Yard

From Rhymes With Orange

The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.

I finished studying maths at 16.

What difference would the extra three years have made?

Sweeten The Deal

From Loading Artist

If you're going to the Black Friday sales, please be considerate

and turn your phone sideways before recording the fights.

Location, Location, Location

From Bizarro

Playing The Hand That You're Dealt