Hush Money

From At Random Comics

My wife's gone out for a night on the town with the girls.

She's taken her wedding ring off and left it at home, presumably to avoid losing it if she has a couple too many drinks.

Very sensible. I hope she has a lovely time.

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Office Politics

From The Surreal McCoy