Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts

Wednesday, 19 August 2026

Moan

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From Jonesy

Why don’t owls like it when it rains?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

Monday, 14 July 2025

Hot And Dry

From Jonesy

I feel sorry for the staff of Greggs in this weather.

They must be baking in there.

Friday, 11 July 2025

Stocking Up


The water's so hard where we live, the plumbers have to go round in pairs.

Wednesday, 18 June 2025

Outside The Cocktail Bar

I love the look on people's faces, standing at the bus stop soaked in the rain as I drive past . . .

. . . it's partly why I became a bus driver.

Wednesday, 13 September 2023

Murphy's Lawn


From Wrong Hands

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.

It's so difficult; how am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?

Thursday, 21 April 2022

Dog Shelter

From Bliss

My umbrella broke in half today and I was going to throw it away . . .

. . . but then I saw that the weather forecast said that there was a 50% chance of rain . . .

. . . so it'll be perfect.

Friday, 12 March 2021