Bark Bark Bark Bark . . .

From Speedbump

I renewed my car insurance over the phone this morning, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, I've got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "No thanks, he can't drive!"

Beaver Tale Tails

From Leigh Rubin

There is a beaver in our local zoo who is quite the celebrity.

His name is Clint; Clint EatsWood.

Scary Stories

From Liz Climo

From Liz Climo

I bumped into a man with a white stick and a guide dog.

I said, "You must be blind".

He said, "Tell me something I don't know".

I said, "There's a tree over there".

This Looks Like A Great Children's Story