Can't Talk Right Now

From Bliss

People say I'm shallow.

Which is great, as it means they're talking about me.

Protecting The Environment

From smbc

Scientists have today announced they have invented a car that is fuelled by parsley.

They are now working on a train that runs on thyme!

When Nature Calls

From Loading Artist

I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking.

How inconsiderate is that?

It was so disgusting I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich!

More Beautiful

From Bliss

What do you call a Frenchman with no kids who tells a Dad Joke?

Un Faux Pa.

Pengtastic

From Liniers Cartoon

Who is a penguin's favourite family member?

Aunt Arctic.

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Sunrise

From ExtraFabulousComics