Foreign Language

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Communal Lift

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I asked the doctor for something to treat my thrush.

He gave me a bag of mealworms.

Our Trip To Australia

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn't work!

Bonus

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After seven years of medical training and incredible hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of time, effort, talent, training and money.

He is a genuinely nice guy and such a brilliant, brilliant vet.

Salivary Gland Information

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I'm rubbish with names.

It's not my fault, it's a condition.

There's a name for it . . . errmmm . . . 

DNA Results

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It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home.

When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"

The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"

Winter Egglympics

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