Rose Tinted Glasses

From The Jenkins

TEPOLE POO

Dyslexics are tepole poo, you know?

Stuffing A Lemon

From Faceless

British Summer Time Ends

Yesterday I visited my dyslexic friend whom I caught rubbing black shoe polish on his peni s. I said, "You idiot, you're supposed to turn your clock back."

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?  He died after choking on his own Vimto.

I Have Sex Daily