Logjam

From Bird and Moon

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken.

Height Chart

Did you hear about the girl who fell in love with a baker?

It didn’t work out; she wasn’t what he kneaded.

Dizzy Heights

From smbc

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but would you believe someone had stolen all the grips from the wall.

Honestly, you just couldn't make it up!

Do You Ever Get The Urge

From The Far Side

No matter how much you push the envelope . . .

. . . it'll still be stationery.

Changing Height

From Speedbump

It's another hot day so I've taken all my clothes off and opened all the windows.

I feel so much better; although the other people on the bus don't seem too pleased.

Drawing Class

From The Daily Drawing

Nelson was 5ft 6ins tall.

His statue in Trafalgar Square is 17ft 4ins high.

That's Horatio of  just over 3:1.

Tall Girls

From Speedbump

A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet.

But they usually have only 4.

Fight The Feeling

From Speedbump

Wall Charts

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From Bizarro

Dilbert Pay Criteria