Winning Hand

From Buni Comic

Did you hear that Boney M have updated their Christmas hit, Mary's Boy Child, to make it more in keeping with modern sensibilities?

It's called Their They Child!

Scientists' Bets

From See Mike Draw

My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and drugs in school.

I said yes, but I was part of the control group.

High Stakes Gambling

Just Can't Resist It