Moan

From Jonesy

Why don’t owls like it when it rains?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

Changing Height

From Speedbump

It's another hot day so I've taken all my clothes off and opened all the windows.

I feel so much better; although the other people on the bus don't seem too pleased.

Snowman Clothing

From Loose Parts

I got home today and all the doors were wide open and everything was gone.

What sort of person does a thing like that to someone else's advent calendar?

Heat Loss

From Speedbump

I've decided to form a group choir for Christmas.

Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.

Really Hot

From JimBenton

People keep moaning about the hot weather.

Count your blessings, at least it's not snowing.

Imagine having to shovel the snow off your drive in this heat.

The Constant Fighter

From Matt Davies

The reason our country is having so much hot weather is that we have too many thermometers.

If we stopped looking at our thermometers so often we'd have far fewer days over 30°. 

Warming Up

From Buni Comic

The End Of Snow Man

From Buni Comic

Hotbed

Toasting Marshmallows

From Bizarro