Organic

From OffTheMark

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Cause they're dead.

Diesel Train

From Rhymes With Orange

Even though I never went to boarding school,

I still know how to get on a train.

Siphoning Fuel

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

There's a woman in our local park flogging stolen batteries.

She sells c-cells by the seesaw.

She gives the used ones away free of charge.