Showing posts with label operation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label operation. Show all posts

Monday, 3 August 2026

Never Satisfied

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From Bliss

My sex change operation from male to female went really well.

It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.

Friday, 13 February 2026

Operation

No wonder she fell.

She had too many skis to control.


I used to be against organ transplants but now I've had a change of heart.

Monday, 9 September 2024

Covering All Bases

From Mark Lynch

They say that time is a great healer.

Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment!

Thursday, 18 July 2024

Local Map



From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I've just been to my local hospital and, whilst I was parking, I saw a sign saying "Thieves Operate Here".

Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons? 

Monday, 12 February 2024

Major Transplant

From Loose Parts

I've just 'phoned Argos to see if they had the game 'Operation' in stock.

Apparently there's a two year waiting list!

Thursday, 21 January 2021

Preventing Life

Just noticed a sign on a pub door saying Guide Dogs Only. That's possibly the most niche pub ever.