My sex change operation from male to female went really well.
It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.
My sex change operation from male to female went really well.
It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park.
They say that time is a great healer.
Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment!
I've just been to my local hospital and, whilst I was parking, I saw a sign saying "Thieves Operate Here".
Surely it would be safer to leave it to the Surgeons?
I've just 'phoned Argos to see if they had the game 'Operation' in stock.
Apparently there's a two year waiting list!
Just noticed a sign on a pub door saying Guide Dogs Only. That's possibly the most niche pub ever.