Home Alone

From GoodBearComics

Him: I saw you walking your dogs yesterday.

Her: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sister’s.

Him: Your sisters sure are ugly.

New Year Countdown

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."

"Claudia Winkleman?"

"No man, but it was close."

Mistaken Identity

From OffTheMark

If anyone is alone and has no-one to spend Christmas with this year, please let me know.

I need to borrow some chairs.

Rule Of Six

If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know - as I need to borrow some chairs.

How It Goes

From LunarBaboon

When The Cat's Away

From The Doghouse Diaries