"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No man, but it was close."
Showing posts with label home alone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label home alone. Show all posts
Saturday, 31 December 2022
Monday, 19 December 2022
Mistaken Identity
If anyone is alone and has no-one to spend Christmas with this year, please let me know.
I need to borrow some chairs.
Tuesday, 22 December 2020
Rule Of Six
If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know - as I need to borrow some chairs.
Monday, 20 July 2015
Friday, 7 June 2013
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