Opposites Attract

From Mark Lynch

Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?

Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.

Strike While The Iron's Hot

From Private Eye

From Jonesy

We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but . . .

. . . we're definitely getting warmer.

The Bear Necessities

From Loading Artist

To start a zoo, you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.

That's the bear minimum.

The Hunt

From Leigh Rubin

What is the most difficult animal to hunt in Africa?

The Polar bear.

Bonus

From Chucklebros

After seven years of medical training and incredible hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of time, effort, talent, training and money.

He is a genuinely nice guy and such a brilliant, brilliant vet.

Pastures New

From Buni Comic

It Had To Come From Somewhere