Belated Confession

From Loose Parts

One time I made eye contact with a beautiful woman on the train and I'll never forget what she said.

She said 'Stop touching my eye'.

Snail Mailman

From Loading Artist

I've been waiting almost 6 weeks for the glue I ordered from Amazon to arrive.

I think it must have got stuck in the post!

Use The Right Product For The Job

From Joseph Nowak

I'm convinced that my wife is sabotaging my weapons collection with glue.

She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

Magic Glue

From TheArgyleSweater

It takes a big man to admit that he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

Ransom Note