Pet Pranks

From Bliss

I managed to get all my Christmas shopping done this morning.

I hope that everyone likes Halloween costumes.

Pumpkin Piercings

From Buni Comic

I can't believe that I nearly forgot about All Saints' Day.

Never ever have I ever felt so low.

An AI Halloween

From Wrong Hands

I'm not going to be buying any apples this Hallowe'en.

That should save me a bob or two.

Hallovenn Diagram of BOOlean logic

From @38mo1

Pumpkin Carving

From GoatToSelf

Does anyone know where adults can go trick or treating?

Looking for a neighbourhood that hands out kebabs and whisky.

The Treat

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic.

I thought - he could have sugar coated it a bit.

The Chocolate

From JimBenton

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Halloween Goodies

 

Full Size

From JimBenton

Grim Halloween

From Bizarro

Animals At Halloween

From Liz Climo

From Liz Climo

From Liz Climo

Grim Destination

From Bizarro

Having Children

 

From TheArgyleSweater

Halloweenish

From Bizarro

From Bizarro

From Bizarro

Bases

There are 10 types of people in the world - those that get the preceding joke, and those that don't.

Halloween

It’s Halloween. Or as paedophiles call it, Christmas.

It’s Halloween. Just as it was exactly a year ago. On this very day. Spooky.