The Right Man For The Job

From Speedbump

I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me...

I just found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities!

Teeth Marks

From OffTheMark

That's the last time I use a Chinese barber.

I asked for a Number 4 all over and I'm still trying to get the chop suey out of my hair.

Do You Ever Bite Your Own Cheek?

 

From Cyanide & Happiness