Ideal Dinner Date

From Twonk Comics

Date: "What do you do?"

Me: *holds up menu* "You just choose a meal from this book of food"

Beep Beep

From Loose Parts

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all those ACME products, why didn't he just buy himself dinner?

Mealtimes in 1965

From Strange Brew

I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling cakes.

I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes.

Something To Look Forward To

From Dinos and Comics

I saw a sign in a restaurant.

"Chicken Dinner: £1.50"

I went in and ordered one.

The waiter brought me a plate of bird seed.

Food Delivery

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work.

But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

Dinner Date

From Buni Comic

I really upset my wife this morning.

As an April Fool's joke, I took all her favourite chocolates and swapped all the wrappers over.

She was livid; she really got her snickers in a twist.

Going To Restaurants

From Strange Brew

 

From Dilbert

Don't Fill Up On Bread

From Will McPhail

Hey, Mister Tambourine Man Play A Song For Me

 

From Bizarro

Don't Be The Bad Guy

From LunarBaboon

Dinner Is On The Table

From Liz Climo