Dreaming Of A Lottery Win

From Dinos and Comics

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

Man, I sure am lucky!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now this!

Banking App

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once.

From xkcd

I walked out of Tesco yesterday and saw a woman crying her eyes out saying she'd lost all her holiday money.

I felt so bad for her that I gave her £50.

I don't usually do things like that but I was feeling generous as I'd just found 2 grand in the car park....

Lucky Penny

From War and Peas

Just Can't Resist It