Caught In The Lights

From Bizarro

I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'.

It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.

Murphy's Lawn

From Wrong Hands

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.

It's so difficult; how am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?