Stereotypes

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Interesting Fact

Spandau Ballet only had one UK number one single.

That is True.

Epithet Heirarchy

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A petrol station owner in Newport was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'A Chance to win Free Sex with a Fill Up'.

Frank pulled in the following week, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Frank guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, Frank, along with his friend Burt, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again, he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Frank guessed 2.

The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Burt said to Frank, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.

"Frank replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Burt. My wife won twice last week."

Types Of Ghost

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At a lecture on the paranormal the presenter asked, "How many people believe in Ghosts?"

About 60 hands go up.

"How many have seen a ghost.?"

About 15 hands go up.

"How many of you have spoken to a ghost.?"

3 hands go up.

"How many have had sex with a ghost?"

One hand goes up, Lewis right at the back.

The speaker says to Lewis, "I have been doing this for 40 years and you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost. Why don't you come forward and tell us about it?"

Lewis shuffles forward looking a bit sheepish and says, "Sorry I couldn't hear you from the back, I thought you said goats."

The Lesser Of Two Evels

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I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.

Us and Them

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I bet Rick Astley really struggles with Lent.

Welsh Word Search

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I hardly ever use the word seldom.

Parts Of A Great Horned Owl

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The Tooth Fairy is a great way to introduce your kids to the concept that there's a clandestine but lucrative market for human body parts.

Ark Identification

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Regency Novel or Pandemic Life

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I could tell you a coronavirus joke now – but you'd have to wait for two weeks to see if you got it.

Lockdown Activities

 

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In this drive to recruit thousands of people to pick fruit, I bet the cherry picking industry ends up with the best candidates. - Richard Osman

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Insect Identification

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