A petrol station owner in Newport was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'A Chance to win Free Sex with a Fill Up'.
Frank pulled in the following week, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Frank guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Frank, along with his friend Burt, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again, he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Frank guessed 2.
The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Burt said to Frank, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.
"Frank replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Burt. My wife won twice last week."
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