Contingency Plans

From Andertoons

I spent the whole morning building a time machine

That's 3 hours of my life I'm never going to get back

Time Travel Warning

As a child all I wanted was to be a time traveller like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Urgent

From Work Chronicles

How come no-one liked the time travel joke that I posted next Thursday?

Turning Back The Clock

From Portsherry

If you can't remember whether to put your clocks forward or back this weekend, here's a handy phrase to help you remember:

The clocks go back this weekend.

Jack The Time Traveller

From Death Bulge

I invented time travel and killed my grandfather to see whether I would be born.

It's the worst way to find out that I'm adopted.

Upsetting Revelation

From Dinos and Comics

I was about to tell you a time travelling joke.

But you guys didn't like it.

New Feature

From Dilbert

I'd been with my girlfriend for a while, and I knew it was the right time to say what I wanted to say to her.

So last night I got down on one knee, looked into her eyes, and said, "Look, this is just not going to work out, love. You're just far too small".

It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times

From Break of Day

From Bliss

From Cyanide & Happiness

 

Coming Soon

From The Jenkins

News From The Future

From See Mike Draw

Power

 

From BerkeleyMews

Parents' Dream

From LunarBaboon

Days Of Plenty

From smbc

Time Travel

From xkcd

From xkcd

From Bizarro