Gift

From Strange Brew

I told the wife that I was planning on opening a theatre.

She looked astonished and said, "Are you having me on?"

I said, "Well, you can audition, but I'm not promising anything."

Tier System

UK warned it faces 'a tough Christmas' after man trying to make sense of tier system says he'll probably leave it this year:

 - HIGNFY

Getting to grips with the rules:

Can people from different households meet?

No

What about the pub?

Yes

 

Can you meet in groups over 6?

No?

What about schools?

Yes

 

Can people go to the theatre if they are wearing masks?

No

What about an aeroplane?

Yes

 

Do you know what you're doing?

Yes

Really?

No

Luck

From Bizarro

Surgical Challenge

From Bizarro

At The Alien Opera

From Bizarro