Go Around The Table

From Dilbert

What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

Selection Bias

From xkcd

Animal meeting at the zoo.

Lion: You're late, we said meet at sunset.

Giraffe: But I can still see the sun, you guys are all early.

Purebre(a)d

From Cyanide & Happiness

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The keeper told me that it was bread in captivity.

Lick Rub

From Manfried

From Manfried

My friends once bought me a zookeeper experience for my birthday.

I really enjoyed it until he started scrubbing me down with a broom.

Petting Zoo

From Speedbump

New Business Models

 

From Rhymes With Orange

Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. - Gary Delaney

Zoos

Buni Zoo

 

From Buni Comic