Unnecessary Job?

From Liniers Cartoon

Today I went to the barbers for a shave.

The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so that he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked, "But what if I swallow the ball?"

He replied, "No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else."

Catty Christmas

From OffTheMark

I was given an invisibility suit for Christmas.

I can't see myself wearing it though.

Somebody Needs A Hug

From Wawawiwa Comics

The average person has sex 89 times a year.

Sounds like I'm set to have a spectacular weekend.

Non-Stick Pan

From The Argyle Sweater

Welcome back to Invisibility Class.

It's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.

Useful Hat

From Bizarro