Showing posts with label toaster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toaster. Show all posts

Friday, 13 March 2026

You're Toast Mate


From Buni Comic

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Wednesday, 26 March 2025

Monday, 14 October 2024

Smart Toaster

From Mark Lynch

I bought myself a new smart TV.

Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother.

It will only let me watch The Open University and Brian Cox documentaries.

Tuesday, 12 September 2023

The Evolution Of Smart Products

From Marketoonist

I had a fight with my alarm clock this morning.

It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent.

Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake.

I'm not sure who won that fight!

Wednesday, 16 February 2022

Clay Pigeon Shooting For Dogs


From Bliss

Two DJs are talking in the pub.

"Wanna go see a movie tonight?" asks one.

"Dunno" replies the other, "who's the projectionist?"