Smart Toaster

From Dogs on the 4th

Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub?

Because your toast will get soggy.

Smart Toaster

From Mark Lynch

I bought myself a new smart TV.

Now I can't watch Celebrity Big Brother.

It will only let me watch The Open University and Brian Cox documentaries.

The Evolution Of Smart Products

From Marketoonist

I had a fight with my alarm clock this morning.

It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent.

Now the alarm clock is broken and I'm wide awake.

I'm not sure who won that fight!

Clay Pigeon Shooting For Dogs

From Bliss

Two DJs are talking in the pub.

"Wanna go see a movie tonight?" asks one.

"Dunno" replies the other, "who's the projectionist?"

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