Q. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A. Aye matey.
Q. Where are average things built?
A. In a satisfactory.
Q. How do you know when your diarrhoea is genetic?
A. When it runs in your genes.
Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A. Because he neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q. When do you know that a tractor is magic?
A. When you see it turn into a field.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet?
A. Because the p is silent.
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