Tuesday, 16 February 2021

Biting Off More Than You Can Chew


From Bizarro

From Waynovision

I took my new girlfriend home to meet my parents.

We had a lovely evening and after she'd gone, my dad leaned over and said, "Son, I think this one's a keeper."

I said "Awww dad, what makes you say that?"

He said "She smells of elephant dung".

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